.. you're next!"Why did the blonde have bruises around her navel?She had a blonde boyfriend.This one is Compliments of dave mOne night a father was he...ping his son with his homework.The father asked "What is the Gross National Product?"The little boy pondered for a minute and replied "Spinach?"This one is compliments of bob.Don and Frank, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.One day Frank didn't show up. Don didn't think much. Petersen’s eighth hour advanced math class shuffled out of the room and headed for their lockers and then home! Both Becky and Dana gave each other a nod and stopped in front of Mr. Petersen’s desk while they waited for the room to clear!!! He looked up from his paperwork and asked, “What can I do for you two girls?!?” Uh, Mr. Petersen,” Becky said sweetly, “both Dana and I are having trouble with those proofs you assigned last night, do you think you could. Our family friend uncle name is Ravi so was so handsome guy with near about same age and single within a year he also going to marry and so he always come to my house for meet us. Now i describe my story it was summer holidays & that time i was in 5 classes.I, my mom & dad went to grand mom place in Hyderabad my grand mom stay alone. After we reach her place she need some home need items my dad & grand mom want for shopping to buy some home need items. So me & my mom at home alone my mom tell. Light as a feather he began to tease her with gentle touches. Fuck dad, dont torture me, Jackie cried out, thrashing against his hands. Spurred on by her words he slipped two fingers into her sopping cunt with ease. As soon as the second knuckles on his fingers disappeared within her he could feel the contraction begin. She was cumming on his fingers already! Jackies breath came in ragged gasps as she tried to thrash her hips and increase the friction she felt. Ernie could hear his daughter.