The only other sound that fills me with such delight is the smack of my heavy palms on a bottom raised up for my attentions by an obedient female with...kinky desires hidden down deep inside.My fellow captain, Captain Henry often accompanies me to take sport in the dens of female pleasure that we pirates use to take the edge off before heading out on a dangerous voyage that might result in our death or terrible maiming that would cause the loss of a limb or worse. Peg-legs and hooks are quite. After she was done, she handed it to Kate. When she was done, she handed it to Keith. After Keith was done, the three kids looked at each other in amazement.Kathy asked, “Is this true?”“Yes, it is. When I went to the school to register you for school, I saw a couple boys walking in the hall, completely naked.” Kari stopped for a couple seconds to relive the scene in her mind.Kathy said, “I don’t want to be seen naked by other people.”Kevin replied, “I don’t want any of you to be seen naked by. We broke with a speed that must have set some kind of record.“I hope you two weren’t planning on taking that any further,” her Mum said, but at least she was smiling.“Er no,” I managed to squeak, guilty at being copped while copping a feel.“Just so long as you remember the limits.”“We will Mum.”I gave her one last kiss, then got up, kissed her Mum on the cheek and left.After breakfast we were stood outside waiting for our ride to the studio.“Mum had a word about limits after you left last. I mouthed thank you at her, looked downat my drink, as a camera flashed and the room dissolved into yet anotherburst of girlish squealing.It was impossible not to notice. The straw in my glass had a thickyellow plastic penis at the end of it, and although I could not conjureanother occasion in my life when I had ever witnessed anybody everdrinking a wine cooler through a straw, I now noticed that all of thegirls had a different-colored penis straw in their drink; as I glancedat the bride,.