If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. He attempts it from the one side, she walks a...ay to the other side."The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking,"Did you by chance, buy this cow in Scotland?"The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow over from Scotland..."You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow from Scotland?"The Vet. Alicia emitted a sexy squeal as she landed. Then she got up on her knees and was pulling his shirt open between the buttons, finding little places to kiss him on his chest and belly. He chuckled at her enthusiasm as he unbuttoned his shirt as fast as he could. He didn't want her to start tearing his buttons off, after all. 'And why not? It's only a shirt... 'After a moment, Walter had his shirt off. Being typically Alicia, Alicia hadn't waited and was already working on his lower half,. " Look at the carpet in this place. It is filthy. What happened to the new carpet that was to be installed? That's in my contract as well." Well, we were going to do that, but we couldn't find anyone to install it on such short notice." See, that's why I hate these small town places. They are always such dumps, run by incompetent people who only know how to make excuses. Look here, Mr. Cochrane. If you want me to sing tonight, I suggest that you get someone in here to at least shampoo this. It is all ok nobody saw anything Elaine, shit calm down.” I told her. “Oh I am calm, but you are going to regret doing that let me tell you. Next time we are together I am going to beat your ass until you are begging me to forgive you.” She told me. Just hearing her telling me that got me so wet. I couldn’t hide the grin that emerged on my face as I said, “You promise?” “Your incorrigible you know that don’t you?” She said as she nodded her head at me. “You wouldn’t want me.