" You are a tall black man named Jordan, I have to ask. Are you any kin to the ball player?" I asked."No but I'm pretty good at the pickup games in Ca...itol City." he said."That is very good," I replied."Would you like to waive your right to an attorney?' he asked."Afraid not," I replied."So how about we chat off the record and with nothing you say being used against you?" he asked."You do realize how dangerous that is for both of us," I said."I hear you are an adrenalin junkie. A little danger. ." Right, you call it borrowing, I know. Well, I know you feel bad forAlex. You told me all about your plans to support him and his newlifestyle still by 'borrowing' clothes from your store for him. Abouthow you'll pick out the sluttiest teenage clothing you carry and take afew pieces every few days for Alex." That's right. I manage the store, there's no one to catch me." It makes you hot when you steal doesn't it? Thinking about it rightnow, you're leaking precum at the idea of swiping panties. "You mean I have to be a girl?" I asked, knowing her answer."Won't it be fun? she asked. "You haven't worn a dress in awhile. Youwill love what I want you to wear!" I'm not gonna do it. No way!" Really? Do you want to play it that way?" Please Jane. Don't make me do this. Please!" I was not above begging."Last chance. You know I can make you do it."She did not give me a chance to answer, but slapped my face hard. When Iput my hand to rub it, she grabbed it and pulled me off my chair. Ilanded. Me: No yaar, life happened, and here I am.Sumit: So married?Me: Nope, what about you?Sumit: Yup, it’s been a year.Me: Wow! Congrats! What does Bhabhi do?Sumit: She is an HR ManagerMe thinking: Fuck! Married to an HR. Lucky bastard.Me: Nice.Sumit: So which city are you in?Me: Mumbai, You?Sumit: Dude, I am in Bangalore.Me: Aah, Tech City.Sumit: Why don’t you visit us?Me: Really?Sumit: Yes, you can meet your bhabhi, and we can catch up. Stay at our place. It will be fun.Me: Wow, sounds fun. Let me.