But she remembered his remarking one time that almost every man, especially as young teen-agers, masturbated... But, I'd just die... if he found out! ...omehow, she equated it with a kind of infidelity."Isn't there some way the rules could be changed... just a little bit so that we wouldn't have to do those sexy things those old men... want us to do... ?" Susan asked.She was seated in Linda Sloan's private office, dressed only in the light wrapper she wore between customers. That same man, who. . but all mine ever says is good-bye.You’re not fat, you’re just easier to see.If you think nobody cares whether you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, “Here, fill this out?”I can’t understand why women are OK that JC Penny has an older women’s clothing line named, “Sag Harbor.”My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I’m pretty sure she was hitting on. " I sat down in a big, comfortable, upholstered chair. My bottom hadn't hitthe chair before Moon Face jumped into my lap. I let out an involuntary"oof"; unperterbed Moon Face proceeded to make himself comfortable.Clearly my function in life was to make him comfortable, to stroke hisfur and to tickle him about the ears and under the chin whenever itsuited him. He knew he had me wrapped around his little paw when he beganto purr. Moon Face's little performance took the edge off my feelings. Late each spring we move our resident’s from the east coast to Montana for the summer. This is great, weather wise, but makes finding a male partner for some mutual sucking really tough. Last week we had a nice stretch of early spring in the Flathead Valley part of Montana where we stay. Although my wife and I had had sex the day before, I was out and about running some errands and decided to stop at the one known cruising spot in the area, called the Old Steel Bridge… a public park with a.