It’s weird, eh? Oh, man. I’m still saying eh, even months after moving back to my home State of Connecticut from the Province of Ontario, Canada. ...nyhow, Abdul the Doberman and I have forged a grudging friendship for the sake of our mutual love for Fathiyah. The bastard does nothing but sit on his ass all day, licking his balls. Alright, fine. I sometimes envy him. Not because he’s got the amazing ability to lick his own balls ( which is pretty cool ) but because he was my Fathiyah’s first. From the time I was very young I learned I had a talent formoving quietly and for climbing into high places. These skills were veryuseful in our struggle, and we actually won."Having been victorious, my father was named the new Head, and all seemedwell. But then one day, my father came home fevered, and was soon verysick. I went to kingdom, to see if I could find a healer willing to cometake care of him, and I was successful. I headed back to the village, butit turned out I was too late. The. Even when I was standing right behind her, she was still unaware of my presence. Curious about what might have had her so absorbed, I cast a glance over her shoulder. The view out of the bedroom window was that of the pool area, where Charlotte and Nick were relaxing. My wife was still stretched out on her lounger, reading a magazine and sipping a fruity drink, while our son was floating in the pool. Jody was holding her phone in her hand and it looked as if she was making a video of her family. Hell, I feel shocked and embarrassed; Alishia has a smile on her face."Just wanted to confirm what Jayden told me."She is gently caressing John Thomas who has now grown to its full potential."Jayden is very lucky to have an Uncle like you. You have a well-shaped tool. If I wasn't your brother's wife, I would love to have some of that."Now, this is embarrassing. Standing quietly, as Alishia caresses my tool, I don't know what to do."Mom, leave Don alone. He's mine!"Thank goodness! Jayden to the.