" Lisa cut me off quick smart. "Shut up! Okay, this endless dance we engage in on that stupid fucking facebook ends right now. We flirt, throw intelle...tual barbs at each other and discuss some really intense shit. We pretend we are sensible adults who can have a deep conversation without wanting to fuck each other, we bring up our partners and sign out. It's bullshit!" Lisa nudged past me, shouldering her leather jacket off. My eyes were clapped onto her fabulous ass in that tight skirt. "So. My stepmother. My shemale stepmother, fucking my face. I started to imagine how many times my father would have sucked him, and if she fucked him. She probably fucked him good, that cock was just like the ones I like in the movies. Now I understood why she called my cock a clit. That was a real cock, not mine and I hoped it soon would be fucking my ass, finally I would have sex with a shemale, the way I wanted.Suddenly she pulled it out of my mouth, and I instantly bent forward to put it in my. I find it difficult to feign enthusiasm when I can think of other ways I would rather spend the afternoon ... ways that are much more enjoyable."He leaned down and nuzzled her neck as he placed soft kisses behind her ear."Erik!"He paused and raised his eyes to meet hers in the glass. After taking in her determination, he relented and looked away."Very well, I shall attend, but I know that I shall not enjoy it." Oh, really, Erik, just think of all of the things that you shall hear that you can. " Holy shit, Brian! Are you asking me out on a date?" You know how to put a guy at ease, don't you?" I stammered. "Yeah. I am. I'm not asking you to be my girlfriend or anything, but to go have fun at the fair." You don't want me for a girlfriend?" Oh crap. Rose..." I'm teasing you. I waited all summer for you to call and ask me out. It's a damned good thing I didn't just go find someone else. What time will you pick me up?" Wait. Did you just say yes?" No. I said hell, yes." We'll be there at.