" I then winked and said,"well, I am glad, I am not sure if your mom told you, but I haven't had any sexual contact in a long time so this could be a ...ery short lesson." With that Donna laughed out loud and Dawn looked puzzled at her mom. Donna punched me on the shoulder and told Dawn "Pops is being funny, he things that that because he hasn't been sexual for so long he will cum too quickly and make it a short lesson. That is one of the reasons I wanted to be here. I want you to learn how to. " So that's why you were being such a fuckin' bitch?" Matt asked. "Because you didn't want to leave your snatch here in LA while you went on tour?" Correct," Nerdly said. "I must say that I actually contemplated resigning my position with the band to keep from going on this tour." You were gonna quit the band for a bitch?" Matt asked, thoroughly appalled at this blasphemous uttering."That's when I realized how much I really cared about Sharon," Nerdly said. "And that's when the simple, yet. At one point Steve and I sang a song together, it turned out amazing and everyone clapped for us. At that point I was totally smitten with him. He was sexy, sweet, romantic, could sing and was funny. There wasn’t anything not to like.“Want to go for a walk along the beach?” Steve asked, setting his guitar down.“I would love that,” not being able to resist his smile. He wrapped his arm around me, as we walked along the beach. The sky was dark but the moon was full, and we could see fairly well.. Pretty much everyone in the building came round to see me at some point that morning, curious about whether what they were hearing was true, I assured them it was.At lunchtime I popped back up to see Gary, it seems he had about as much work to do as I had, because he was on Facebook, scrolling through his updates, I watched for a while over his shoulder."When are you going to send me a friend request?" Shit you made me jump, how long have you been there?" Long enough to see all the big boobed.