’My wife’s such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.I know I’m not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys ...iggling.My wife is such a bad cook. In my house we pray after the meal.My wife likes to talk to me during sex; last night she called me from a hotel.It’s been a rough day. I got up this morning and put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.I was such an ugly kid! When I. She is a very preety girl with pinkish complexion and a figure of 32,26,34 with long black hair and a killing smile. After a few minutes both of us are comfortable with each other and we started personal chat. Being an experienced Auditor, I came to know in few minutes that she do not have much knowledge of Accounts and there are lots of errors in the accounting records. When I started some tricky questions about few payments she was unable to answer properly and upon my strict questions that. My heart began racing as I thought of how much I wanted Jo to keep going. She keeps rubbing and pinching the front of his shorts. "Unzip them Jo", I think out loud. "It's just a small piece of material that remains and you are both in a very private location."As if our minds were connected Jo proceeded to do just that. She took her thumb and index finger and teasingly pinched the zipper flap and slowly pulled it down. "Oh yes, yes, yes,let it out", I whispered loudly while trying to stay out of. And one golden chain jispe s likha tha We came hotel and omg she was lookng damn sexy koi v pagal ho jata we went nearby disc and haathon Mein hath leke humne dance kiya and phir usne 2 tequilla shot lagaya and puri pagal ho gayi jaise taise humlog hotel aaye and coz we were drunk meko kuch hosh hi na rha subah der se nind khuli to dekha di was taking shower without closing door mein phir se so gaya and she came near me and said not to discuss anything with anyone I did same whatever usne bola.