This would have been the largest single shipment ofmayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico...But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. T...e ship hit an iceberg and sank. Thepeople of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning.The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5 and is known, of course, as - 'Sinko De Mayo'.WHAT??? You. I could hear it very low like some distance away. I looked around but there was no one. I stood there for a second and I could still hear the screaming sound very low. I went around the house as the sound was getting higher as I was walking close. I noticed the sound was coming from my mother’s room. I went near the window and tried to open it slightly to peek inside. I saw the preacher and my mother lying naked on the bed and having sex.The preacher was fucking her very hard as my mother was. To aur bola ki main tera baap hu badmashi me wo bhai -2 karne laga aur sorry bolne laga aur maine usse bhaga dia aur kaha age se yahan mat aaio us din to kuch nahi agle din Se sonal meri taraf dekhne lagi usse jab bi tym milta meri taraff dekhti thode din baad to wo dekh ke smile bi dene lagi aise hi 15 din chale gaye aur humara tuition ka time morning me 5 baje ho gaya wo meri taraf dekh ke hasne lagi maine ek din 5 baje usse roka wo ruki nahi thodi dur ja ke maine usse fir roka wo ruki aur. She grabbed my arm and gave it a light squeeze. "Oh my gosh, Olivia! I am, like, so excited! What are your resolutions for this vacation?" She peered at me over her sunglasses, even though we were inside the airplane already. "Hmm... my plans are to fuck at least 3 guys in this whole vacations," I calmly stated. I looked at Lexi to see her bored expression. "What? Oh c'mon, you perfectly know that I'm gonna change my mind anyways." Lexi rolled her eyes, dramatically. "My plan is..." She leaned.