Milne had just published Winnie-the-Pooh,” while the average US home would set you backaround $6,800 and you could pick up a used Chryslerroadst...r for seventy-five bucks. Fidel Castro and ChuckBerry were born that year too – just in case you have aninterest in such trivia.But to get back to what I was saying ‘ it really wasChristmas Eve. Now, for those readers who have kept ahandle on things, you will be aware that I recently re-married a very young American girl and that. Oh yeah, I kinda forgot about getting shaved last night! It looks cute like that, she thought as she ran her fingers over the smooth skin. With her natural blonde pubic hair, she never really looked like she had much to start with, now her pussy looked as bald as the day she was born.Sex had been on her mind constantly ever since she woke up from her coma, and today was no exception, but not for good reasons. With her crotch screaming at her constantly, there wouldn't be a minute of the day. All I wanted to do was warm up, have some food, then go to bed. However, before I could reach my bedroom, two evil monsters attacked me. Working as a team, one wrapped around my legs, immobilising me. The other jumped at my torso, forcing me to the ground. Before I could grasp what was happening, they took my Christmas shopping bags from me, and the two tiny attackers vanished into their room.I really cannot be arsed with this shit.Getting up, I stormed into the twins’ room to find them staring. It was about 10 pm when we heard someone knocking on the door and I answered it to find my friend Rick. He looked a bit intoxicated and I detected an odor of alcohol around him. I asked him in and Liv looked at me quizzically. He sat down and started rambling on about nothing to do anymore for us “older” people, etc etc. I did agree and that was why we were home watching TV instead of bar hopping with the younger crowd. He smiled and said “well maybe this will make us feel better. He reached.