Q: What’s the definition of a mistress?A: Something between a mister and a mattress.Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg?A: Neither, it was th... cockerel.These are compliments of Gary H.The afterlifeAn older Sun City couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact, “Mary ... Mary...”“Is that you,. "Turn round," was Jacqui's next order, "I don't expect you were picked either in the holding cages at the space port or on board the space ship, so what are you making that disgusting noise for?"She was then made to touch her toes again and Jacqui fingered her dry and very tiny cunt hole and the slightly larger but just as resistant arse hole. The silent tears continued as Alison dressed and she seemed to be trying to make herself as small as possible.When the tears finally dried up Jacqui. So, they called on every mounted regiment in the Army of the Potomac; even us.Once we got around behind them they had to try to break back out. It was the first time I killed a man in battle. I had no regret. It was a Reb officer. I shot him off his horse from over 350 yards. THEN I put paid to a few his men.The Rebs tried to get through the cordon around them. They were desperate to escape. We were behind a rail fence. We stood up and volley-fired into them. The field was swathed in black. I knocked on the next flat and a woman answered,blonde hair and a little make up,black leggings and a pink jumper,a purple bra strap on show,a very warm welcoming lady invited me in and i made my way to the kitchen through her living room.The living room was full of photos on the wall,typical for an older lady but most were of a young blonde girl posing on professional pictures,some had her with just a blanket hiding her body,it was hard to see proper as i was walking through but it seemed a.