Our first weekend together we went to the pool, where Sue introduced me to Ron and Carla. The name Carla rang a bell instantly as Sue had told me abou... some Bi escapades with some girls in her past. This always turned me on. We laid around the pool and spent most of the day tossing around sexual innuendos and reliving some old stories. While we talked, I couldn't help but notice the bulge in Ron's speedo or how sexy Carla was in her bikini. After most of the day, we went back to Sue's apartment. "I've learned what my recklessness has gained me." Lots of sex," she breathed against my lips."Responsibility," was all I could say."What responsibility?" she asked as she stretched out her tongue and licked my lower lip."Having so many women to take care of, and the possibility that some of them may be pregnant." I threw in that last just to try to scare her. It had worked for me earlier that day."I would carry your baby if you want. Fill me with your seed. Make me fat with your children." Her. The clerk asked “What’s the problem? Wouldn’t your cat eat them?” The blonde’s eyes got very large, and she whispered “Do you mean to tell me that ‘Pussy Treats’ are for cats?”The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. “Darling, whatever is the matter?” he asks. “Sweetheart” she sobs “the most terrible thing has happened! I cooked my very first Beef Bourguignon for you, and I got it out the oven to season it, and the phone rang. When I came. Ye kahani meri choti behen ki hai jo us wqt sirf 18 saal ki thi uska naam simran hai or goori hai andar se ek dum ab story pe aata huYe khani us time ki hai jab mere or simran ke exm chl rahe the. Mum dad ko ek shadi ki wajh se out of town jana pad rha tha hamare exms ki vajh se vo muje or simran ko ghr me akela chod gye or vo log 1 week ke liye gye the jis din gye us din mera or simran ka 1’st exam tha or vo ghr jaldi agai thi mai jesi ghr pe pahucha tho simran soo rhi thi itni masooom lag rhi.