Then an idea struck me. Did she mean something by that statement? I started wondering. And I decided that the answer was -“yes”. It was my drunk m...nd giving me ideas and giving me permission to fuck my mom.As my mom had gone to the bedroom, I was sitting alone before my drinks. Then I took out my tool from my shorts and examined it. I was preparing myself to fuck my own mother. Well, I had already decided that she was ready to take her son’s cock into her cunt, or my half-conscious or drunk. But itis still not obvious to me why in the Western world in the 21st centuryit is still the norm that men wear trousers and that only women wearskirts. Of course, women do wear trousers - but these are often nothinglike men's trousers: tight-fitting and designed to accentuate thefeminine shape, particularly in the crotch area. Men generally never wearskirts. And those who wear kilts insist that they are not skirts.And wearing skirts of less than full length involves revealing at leastsome leg.. I met the borrowers and the beggars. One borrower wanted the money he gave us for our wedding gift back ... but don't tell his wife because it was the rent money. I rolled my eyes.The black sheep and the bad penny, the drunks and the addicts, and the preachers. Funny ... that's my father in law. All four of the last categories ... in one.He got in a fight with my best man over who was the best man.He took a swing at me because I got her before he did.And he was the beggar."I'm really hurting. " Kat paused for a beat as she mentally wentthrough her mental checklist. "Ummm, sports bra, school gym shorts andshirts."Becky jumped in with a mischievous smirk on her lips. "And the materialfor Kat's Ninja outfit!" Ninja outfit?" Deb's eyebrows raised as she looked over heruncharacteristically abashed looking charge."Uh yea," Kat stammered. "Someone started a rumor about that, and thegirls thought it would be fun to play a little psychological warfarebefore the big fight." And ninja is.