Enjoying Thanksgiving, Halloween, and occasionally Christmas together, when we weren’t in Ireland with family. My parents were rather proud of me. A... the topic of how our two families came to be such good friends; was always a topic of conversation we soon had to revise the tale. Telling people your kid was falsely accused of trying to get with a minor; is not a topic you want to discuss. Therefore, we decided tell people we met on Christmas vacation in Ireland, which they had joined us on. Nervous, I sat there. She came in the room after few mins and told me you must be bored studying come lets watch a movie for a while. The movie Jism was a popular one then, she put in the tape. And a series of question followed as the tape rolled. She first complimented me by telling me I have grown up as a huge good looking man. & All of a sudden she has started to gain interest in me. I gained some confidence and replied back to her that she was my biggest fantasy ever when I was in school.. ‘Wonderful.’ I looked up and saw William standing over me. I saw his eyes glance at the screen. ‘I’ve been replaced,’ he asked, ‘by a digital apparatus with no intrinsic capacity for discernment?’ ‘Oh, hey man. Naw, man, not looking for a book, just using the computer.’ William paused and looked from me to the screen, ‘Is this about that pretty blonde, Allison?’ ‘Alicia.’ William pulled up a chair and sat down. ‘How deep are you?’ he asked. ‘What do you mean?’ ‘I mean how into this girl are. ” He extended his arm towards her and waved it impatiently. “Well help me up won’t you?” She walked over to him. “Pick a film then, doofus.” She took his hand, leaned over started to hoist him up. When she was off balance he yanked her arm into him and lifted up his leg so she fell directly towards him. He was already laughing when she hit the floor next to him. She let out an expletive and then hit him hard with her elbow. He laughed again and rolled away from her reach before sitting up. She.