.. 'pay your respects' once I'm done with her."Scorpio instructed."What about your payment? I've only given you half of the funds."Sammy asked, a litt...e puzzled."Oh I've already taken what I need. You can go."Scorpio told her, much to Sammy's shock.She then walked over to the door, to unlock it.Sammy stared at her huge 78-inch butt swaying back and forth as she walked, almost in an hypnotising rhythm, like a big fleshy lava-lamp.Part 2:The next night, Scorpio was sitting in the middle of a. "Hey this game is getting little boring. Do you want to watch some porn " he asked."Some porn" I said."Yeah, you ever watch a porn video before" he asked being a little sarcastic."I watched a porn videos" I said."Well do you want to watch some right now" he asked again."Sure why not" I said. "Really" he said sounding real excited. He pulsed the video game, got up and walked over to the computer which was on the desk on the other side of the pull out bed."Hey come over here and sit down" he said. . Jane was a married friend of mine, she was married to a guy named Jack and they had been friends of mine for years! Anyway she went on about how they had asked a kennel to take care of him (the dog) last year and was kinda upset about the condition their dog was in when they came back. He was dirty and smelled bad! Also the dog had an attitude and it took them weeks to make friends with him again! So this time they wondered if I would help them out.I told them that I would be happy to help. After about fifteen minutes he looked up and said,"Ok. I'm ready." About damn time!" The genie snorted. "So get on with it." All right, I wish that I had a trust fund set up for me regardless of whoI am or become that generates a minimum of five hundred thousand dollars ayear income adjusted annually for inflation paid in monthly installmentsand that all taxes are pre-paid on all monies paid out to me."The genie made a show of waving his hand in the air and said, "Granted.Great wording. Not.