‘Oh jeez, how embarrassing. I was sleeping and must have been dreaming right before you showed up,’ I said, blushing and hiding my down-turned fac... with my hand. After she got done laughing she extended her hand. ‘My name’s Sherry,’ she said. ‘Nice to meet you John.’ ‘How do you feel about hamburgers?’ I said as I shook her soft hand, trying to break through the awkwardness of the ‘Mr. Package’ comment. I was glad hot dogs weren’t on the menu. ‘Love ’em,’ she said. ‘I’ve got beer, iced tea,. Everyone just calls me Jess." She must have been around twenty, really pretty long brown hair and blue eyes. "This your first time?", She asked me. "Yeah." "Hey don't worry Its not prison. You're not gonna get raped up the ass with a broomstick or anything. As long as you don't piss anybody off or get in anybody's way here you'll be fine." Of all the people in there I don't think I would have felt more comfortable with anybody else but her. She was nice. I sat with her at dinner. We had. You will never know the relief I felt when I saw your face at the car door. I was thinking of all the times that I had told you to piss off, and the other insults I had thrown at you. Now I was thanking God that you were there. It took me days to work out that I loved you and when I….’ ‘What do you mean, you love me? You have never said a civil word to me since we first met.’ ‘Let me finish, will you. I have always liked you. I just didn’t like what you were in the beginning. But as time went. Inhis fantasy, those items told the most incredible stories. The bestthing about his newest acquisition, however, was its price. DimitriKoskorov, the Russian salesman, demanded not more than 20 Euros for histreasure box.He wondered how much money Dimitri actually made without shipping costsand taxes, which were already included in that ridiculously low price."Whatever," Scraggy said to himself, as the other half of his mind wasalready busy with making up pictures of all those amazing objects.