It is okay, I am not offended. I ask myself the same question as I look at the sub-creatures who surround my life.)I am not your usual lawyer, I do no... take depositions, talk to lying clients, or put on a show in court. I went from Law School to clerking (two judges) and then directly to this high-priced law firm you never heard of. It is a law firm that mostly writes opinions for other lawyers, judges, corporations and insurance companies. Very expensive bulletproof opinions that will stand. " Thinking out loud, "Maybe I should ask Maria--then Jeff can walk down the aisle with her." Brilliant thought! I'm so excited! And your brother has a band--do you want to ask them?" Yeah, thanks for thinking of him." Guestimate a count of guest so I know what hall to book. Do you want to do most of the other stuff, the planning?" Yeah, thanks. Oh, my brother could be the soloist too. He does a super up-beat "Our Father." 8 BEST GUEST Sean goes to answer the door. "Hello Fred! Good to see. Maa mere samne se chalne lagi. Unki baate aur unki chaal dekh mujhse raha nahi gaya. Main unhe unke peeche se gale laga liya.Maa: Are Rahul, kya kar rahe ho?Main: Kya karu mom, kash aunty na hoti.Main apna ek hath unki gown ke upar se sahlata hua neeche choot ke upar le gaya. Isse pahle ki main kuch bolta maine dhyan diya ki maa ne gown ke andar panty nahi pehni thi.Main: No inners?Maa: Hahaha! Nahi, kyu?Main: Abhi se taiyaari raat ki?Mom aankh maarti hui boli: Haan shayad.Main apne hath se. She took the precaution, however, of isolating him so that he didn’t show up as visible to family. Joel wouldn’t know they were friends and Joel couldn’t know! God, no, she thought. He would be certain to ask questions. A week after the dream, Ace messaged her. “You hide me from your family but you keep me around. What for?” She didn’t answer. But the question was deadly. Yes, what for? Why couldn’t she just delete him altogether. Days passed and he didn’t ask again. But Leila never forgot his.