By this time, Helena had recovered enough to respond to Jase's kisses, and she looped her arms around his shoulders so that she could pull him to her ...or deeper kisses. They continued like this for a few minutes as Helena regained her senses.Jase pulled back a bit toward the foot of the bed so that he could kiss and nibble on her breasts and nipples. This activated Helena to the point that she began to wiggle and writhe under Jase's attentions. Jase wanted to keep her alert, so he moved on. When I broke into the open, eluding the last of their front line defenders, there was only the kicker and Clay Conner - Number 27 - between me and the goal line.I cut across the field as if I was running toward their kicker ... away from Clay Connor. As soon as Connor committed to chase after me - without breaking stride - I planted my right foot and cut hard, back toward the middle of the field.I ran right past him at the ten yard line, just as he reached out and tried to grab the flag off my. Don’t even agree. Just play dead.Yes officer, I didn’t see the speed limit sign, I just didn’t see you!This group is compliments of Alan B.Still more hand-picked lousy humor...Why is a woman like a condom? Because both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis.My girlfriend’s dad asked me what I do. Apparently “Your daughter” wasn’t the right answer.What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.The teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is. Icould kill for their bodies. Three drinks later, I was ready for sex with Kevin, wondered if oralwould do and if it would not be too soon. Does one really suck cock onthe first date in polite society?I figured that I would let him take the lead and use the old 'time of themonth' excuse for offering a substitute. Most men would faint at the ideaof getting blown on a first date. Well, lets see.Eventually we left after exchanging tel nums with some of his friends. Wetook a cab back downtown to my.