" Ben. What makes you think I'm not kinky when I'm away from home?" Yeah," Becky added."I dunno. I guess I really hadn't thought about it much." "Well... I am." Okay. Then what's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?" Blow Dad." I mean besides blow Dad." I dunno. I let my boyfriend stick a cucumber in my ass." Whoa. That's cool," Ben said."I agree," I heard Becky say."Alright, then. What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done, lil' brother?" I don't really think it's my place to say." Becks. Is it. "Don't tell me, he's in trouble for fighting in school? – my lad's just the same – forget about it; it happens to boys that age," said the bartender, sympathetically."I only wish it was that," continued the customer, "but it's far worse than that. The little devil has got our gorgeous 18 year old next door neighbor pregnant." Get away, that's impossible!" gasped the bartender."It's not," said the man. "The little bastard stuck a pin in all my condoms."This one is compliments of BobLife's. All right," Jeff laughed, "we're embarrassing the girls."Nat, Nicki, and Whitney were blushing, but all ears just the same.Barbara and Ellen were both giggling, then they suddenly hugged. "Oh, gosh, I feel wonderful," Barbara gushed as she turned to the others. "I thought I would be dead by now. I just ... I just ... It's so wonderful to be alive," she finished, fighting back tears of joy.HOSPITAL IN FLORIDA:"Two milligrams of Ativan IV," the doctor snapped as soon as he forced his way into the. He's a typical shallow douche bag, 6'2 huge chubby football player type body. I hated him and he hated me. So I shot down that idea. He would bring it up during sex from time to time and I would say no. He would always tell me he had a huge cock and I didn't believe him. He would tell me, Tyler would always look at my ass when I wasn't looking and he would always jokingly mention it to him when they would hang out without me. I never believed him and I've only had sex with one person at a time.