."I interrupted. "Not before Bernie made her suggestion?"A wane smile crossed her face. "You're way ahead of me aren't you?" I don't know about that. ...aybe in some areas, but certainly not in others, you're a bright girl. Just think about what's happened here. You have an argument with Bernie and instead of walking home alone you're sitting here with me talking your problem out. That's a very mature action on your part."Merry shifted position and now sat with one leg folded beneath the other.. ...I had him take the lead, he started to caress her, again she seemd like she never had been seduced in a loving manner, she had stated that her ex, would just fuck her no romance or foreplay at all again this scenario, with lights dimmed, some champagne, a little chit chat,I had to sit her down for a second on the bed, this seduction scene was absolutely foreign to her, the sight of her sitting on the edge of the bed WOW!!!!her jacket barely covering her, I noticed her nipples were erect like. . if he kills me so be it. I deserve anything that he does to me."Her heart jumps into her heart throat when he comes down the stairs. Despite her resolve she retreats from him. He sits heavily on the couch while she stays on her feet.Then he speaks heavily, "I wanted to kill you as badly as I have ever wanted anything in my life!"After a lengthy pause he continues with weary resignation in his voice, "But I can't! I love you. Is that insanity taken to the highest level or what? Ok, here is. “Did someone put that whoopee cushion on your chair?” Mom asked accusingly. “Girls?”“No, Mom,” I deadpanned. “I just farted.” She snapped around to look at me and all three of us yelled out “April Fools!”Of course, we had to have little bits of fun for the first of April. I checked the sugar first to be sure it wasn’t salt before I put it on my cereal. But when I poured milk on it, it was all curdles.“Oh, yuck! Who made an April Fools joke out of the milk? That’s so wasteful,” I complained. Mom.