(Bet you're hooked now eh?)Now, I am not going to give you all eighteen holes worth of tragedy, bad luck and mis-fortune suffered while in the company...of two very good players, but I will relate a truncated and précis version, cutting out the swear words and many of the errant shots.Hole 1. Played off the yellow tees. Par 4. 401 yards long. Straight ... ish.The tee shot needs to have at least a 200 yard carry to get over the purple heather in front of you and down both sides of the fairway. My. Dana ran off, and three of her coaches were walking over to me. The most senior stepped up to me, offering her hand. She said, “You must be Ed Allen, her husband. I’m Ruth Blackwell, and I can’t even begin to tell you how valuable that girl is! Ed, I dunno how much you know about soccer, but sometimes, you just need a “wild-child”, and that’s DANA!”I said, “Yes ma’am, and the same thought occurred to me about five minutes after I met her.”She said, “Ed, I’m not the world’s greatest coach, but I. “Very highly recommended by our Asian chums,” George laughed as he locked the door, “Get you kit off love we don’t have all day.”“No, I’m not that sort of girl!” Kathy protested. Willing hands stripped her dress and bra off, someone handcuffed her hands behind her, someone else bent her over and cuffed her ankles to her wrists, bending her awkwardly but not before removing her skimpy white panties.She gasped as two burly officers held her while the chief casually dropped his trousers and rolled. Toh bua ne okk kaha.Dono budhe foeign ke the.Toh bua ne apni lip ko aage kia.Uske baad wo dono bua ko chume.Uske baad bua ko bole ki wo unko bikini me dekhne chah ti hain.Par bua ke paas bikini nahi tha.Toh ek budhe ne ye dekh bikini nikal ke bua ko diya .Bua use pehn ke dance ki.Uske baad sea me jake nahayi.Ur sexy pose us sand me so ke di.Ye sab uncle booby record kiya.Ur uske baad bua un dono ke sath nahake aayi.Kuch der dono soye us sand me. Pani sukh ne ke baad bua wahan pe ek bade se.