If he'd thought he'd hurt before, the vertical pressure on his bladder and from his eyeballs falling out of their sockets gave him real physical pain....The choice was clear -- either try to get up and find the bathroom, or just let it go. He decided that he'd better try. "Jeez, I must have drunk a lot last night," he thought.Fortunately, there was a chair next to the bed, and after three tries, he managed to use it to get to his feet, and fortunately, there was a door frame he could hold on to. Heading out the door...Later on that evening,in the wee hours I heard the two of them stumbling in through the back door.I was laying down on the couch watching TV.They were laughing and I could tell that they both had far too many drinks.My wife came in first,shoeless,and my friend came in behind her,holding her hand,laughing,and his shirt was partially unbottoned.I then began to hear their stories of how much fun they had at this party and who was more blasted than they were at the party...I. You can watch my man masturbate for you at the same time. I have gone to great trouble to organise two hung men us,” she tells me with the emphasis on ‘us’ as we continue tongue kissing.I am the center of attention for three naked people, all younger than me, two hung men with huge erections and a woman who wants to pleasure me sexually with her tongue.“Yes, you know I would,” I tell her as we continue kissing, before I slowly undress for them. Her man is stroking his erection as I tease him by. Kahi baad main pachtana nahi ki kyun us samay call continue nahi kiya.She : dekhenge jo hoga.Me : jaisi aapki marji. I will not force you.Call ends.After a couple of minutes.She calls back.Me : kya hua jaanemann. Ye to sarasar surprise hai. Maine expect hi nahi kiya tha ki aapka call waapas aayega.She : meri chut main aag lagi hai saale. Aur tereko bakarchodi sujh rahi hai.Me : to aur kya sujhega. Aap kaho to aapki chut ko suja du. Waise kya daalu? Baraf ya pani?She : please aise nahi satao..