Sean’s expression was, Meal, Rarely Edible. By the time we made it to our room, it was almost midnight local time. Sean was dragging and I was dead ...n my feet. Sean had me strip and lay face down on the bed. As his massages went, it was a quickie, but he untied knots where I did not know I had muscles. Pausing, with his hands on my ass, he asked, ‘Do you think they are listening?’ I turned completely pink, but answered, ‘Would that be good or bad?’ Sean chuckled and gave my fanny a quick slap. . . Simply showing marriage certificate and your wife’s picture is not enough!For MEN and WOMEN with a bit of humor?? A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. Rest get married and wonder what happened!Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.Why do. “He does that a lot,” said Heather. “And he’s pretty adventurous in bed. I can tell you that much.” That comment caused Jane to raise her eyebrows which, in turn, caused Heather to blush. “Well, he is. And athletic in bed too.”“Have you ever shared your bed with anyone?” asked Jane.“We have talked about it,” Heather replied. “But we have never done it.”“Why not?”“I guess we’ve just never found the right girl, although we haven’t really looked too hard. There were a few that we talked about but. Hmmm, maybe Daddy left his stuff on the bathroom counter and I could go compare.I quietly opened my bedroom door and peeked my head out. No one in the hallway, I snuck into the bathroom and shut the door behind me. Examining the counter, I was disappointed to see Daddy must have cleaned the counter top. I took a step closer though when I saw some of the white stuff on the sink cupboard. He missed a lot of it! There was so much Daddy must not have realized he got it all over the cupboards too. I.