Mein bathroom se vaseline le aaya. Vaeline lete hi usne mujhe vaseline apni gaan par khud ke lund par lagane ko kaha.Meine achi tarah se vaseline mal ...i. Wo bistar par ghodi ban chuki thi aur kaha “ab der mat karo, mere piche aakar apna musal jaisa lund jaldi se meri gaand me dal do.”Mein uske piche aakar apna lund uski gaand ke ched par ragadne laga.“mmmmmmmm acha lag raha hai raj, ab tadpao nahi please jaldi se dal do”. Itna kah kar wo aage se apne choot ko masal rahi thi.Meine jor se apna. So when they limped out of the hospital together, each leaning on the others shoulder as a show of solidarity, as they exited the door into the sunshine for the first time in a season, only Nesto's parents were there, doting and hugging, unaware (or wilfully blind) to the cause of his 'accident'. Coop's remained pointedly absent. But Nesto's folks jabbered enough for the both of them, propelling them forward with good cheers and well wishes, until they arrived at the curb.It was the van that. I figure in a year Dave and Julia will be able to move out because we’ll get their salaries up to something reasonable without the room and board thrown in, so to speak. I can’t pay myself more until I make sure that the rest of the people are properly paid.”We talked a bit more before Josie and I turned so that Jennifer was spooned between us, and we fell asleep.Wednesday was thankfully quiet, and Elyse joined me in bed that night. Thursday started off with multiple doorbell rings and pounding. AND I KNOW SOMETIMES OLD PEOPLEDON'T HEAR GOOD, LIKE MY GRANMA WHO HAS A HERRING AID, AND MAYBE YOU AREWORRIED ABOUT YOUR HOUSE WITH THE POLER ICE MELTING AND EVERYTHINGBUT I REALLY WISH YOU LISTNED BETTER WHEN I SAT ON YOUR LAP AT MACIESAND TOLD YOU WHAT I WANTED FOR CHRISTMASI SAID I WANTED A COCKATOO! NOT A COCK OR TWO!SINCERLY,MARCIA GREENBLATT(THE GIRL WITH TWO DICKS)/////////////////////////////////////////////#4 ////////// THE DEADPAN DETECTIVES IN:THE CASE OF THE CATALEPTIC KATOYSThe.