I put the camera on the tripod as Dusty starts his workout. He gives the camera a big smile and does his intro. “Hey there, Dusty is in the house! I...’s time for the gun show! Pow! Pow!” Dustin brings both of his arms up to show off his incredible biceps. “Today I’m going to show you a good workout for your glutes. We all know every girl wants a guy with a tight ass. Josh, you definitely need to pay attention! Josh is my younger brother to all of you who don’t know...”Like I said, never misses a. After a few minutes, Jim turned to Jenny and said, “What’s going on?”“I think it’s hysteria ... do something.”“What?”“I don’t know ... something.”The nanny/wet nurse stepped into the room and slapped the shit outta me.“OW!”Once more with feeling...“OW!” Rubbing my wet and inflamed cheeks, I said, “What did you do that for?”Jim and Jenny both said, “Well, that was something. It worked.”Jim said, “Good job. What’s your name?”“Because I was born under a sycamore tree, the People call me. “Hello, this is Joy?”“This is your oldest calling, Beautiful. Can Sari and I come home yet, or have you and Dad not yet taken your post coital shower yet?”“Stuart, what a thing to say, ‘John, our son wants to know if we’ll let them come home or not?’ – he just said, bring home some Chinese, but wait 30 minutes, honey?”“For my HOT momma, we can do that – see you in thirty, tell Dad we found a mole today!”“What?”“See you in a bit, Joy.”We got home, 33 minutes later, having stopped by China. "No, not vaginal, dammit," Jock snorted. "What are you, a dirty old man or something?"Axel ignored his friend's gibe. "We've got the right bird, all right, Jock," he assured him. "I'll lay you five to one. She's been well-wined and dined and she's in the guest bedroom right now with Nina." No bet," Jock declined hastily. "Not if Nina's working on her. By the way, how'd I look in that wig this afternoon?" You should wear it always," Axel grinned into the phone sarcastically. "Now about.