When I look up, my neighbor is gone. Back at work I discover wicked mischief is at hand. A single red rose has been set across my keyboard. Melissa, ...y best friend, chirps, ‘I met him, you know. He has long blond hair, ocean blue eyes and very dirty sneakers on. Talk about sexy!’ She sits down in the cubicle next to mine with a dramatic sigh. ‘You find dirty sneakers sexy?’ The owner of the cubicle asks around sips from her coffee mug. ‘Only if they’re a size twelve or bigger. He let me. I waited until the tears died down and she sniffed. I asked what was wrong. She looked at me and gave me a sheepish grin. Even with her eyes red and the tears wet on her cheeks I thought she was about as beautiful as any girl could be. Theres nothing wrong. Im just so happy. I love you Uncle John and I was being brave and grownup about leaving you and now we have all this time together and it was too much. Sheila lifted her face up and kissed me long and slow. She let her tongue glide into my. Denise padded about, the scowl on her face getting more and more intense."More coffee!" she said.She opened the fridge for the milk and realised that she had used the last for the last cup she'd knocked back."Aaaaaaaaarghhhhhhh!" she screamed and went to the bedroom.It was no good. She was going to have to go shopping at least, but first she had to wash out her smalls (which were scandalously small too) and then phone in to work and at let them know that she, or rather Denis wasn't going to be. To get Beths help in writing all this, I promised to include this painful, funny, but less sexy part of the tale so we dont seem like mindless, sex-obsessed teenage characters in low budget porno flick. Tolerate us for the moment, there is more good stuff to come. After 3 decades some dialogue had to be improvised (sorry) but it does follow all we remember thinking and feeling. The folding door swung open and I stood face-to-face with my naked sister whod come looking for our cat, Tinkerbell,.