Could you be any less specific?”“Yeah,” I said, simply. “I found her.”“Well you sound really excited about it,” Toby replied. “I mean,...seriously.” He began to speak in a flat monotone. “No. Stop. Settle down. I can’t let you do it. Be still. Control yourself, you maniac.”“What’s wrong?” asked Dave, still searching. “Did she get fat?”“Fuck, dude!” hissed Toby. “That’s really inappropriate. And really discriminatory too,” he said a little louder, eyeing off a few woman weightlifters standing near. Miss, did your husband ever haveany relationship with this woman?" The officer asked in a delicate tone. "Yes, he did. Lisa is his main competitor." And has there ever been anything else to the relationship?" The officerasked calmly."Not that I know of!" Heather shouted at the officer's suggestion. "Ms., please calm down. I didn't mean any offense. We've notified everycop in our county, and all the surrounding counties, to be on the lookoutfor her. "Why didn't you arrest her when you found out. " I said with a big smile."I think you right big boy." said Valerie. "Did you learn anything while you were at college?" I said. "Mmmm..I think I did. Why don't you come over here and I'll show you." she said with a big wink. I got out of the white plastic chair. She reached on the small round table. She put her white towel in the grass below her feet. She got down on her knees. I walked over standing right in front of her. She reached up with her long nails. She slowly untied the white string. Ohhh I can barely bring myself to utter the words. No sheer stockings, no delicate tiny triangles of lacey fabric pretending to be lingerie, no belt masquerading as a skirt, no semi-sheer top that barely covers my stiff, expectant nipples, no tassels for me to flick across his face, no stripper heels, no clinging latex, no hobble skirt to restrict my movement, no corset to shrink my waist and crush my ribcage, and not even a princess tiara. No, the only thing in the package was an outfit that.