At odd moments I groaned audibly. This was the kind of shit you couldnt even take to a therapist. I felt so filthy, so awful. And yet still I had to w...lk Monty every day, watch him sashay ahead of me, his head erect, nose twitching in the air, his balls swaying between his thighs. I threw myself into my work and went back to Montys later and later every night. Three weeks went by and I started to take heart just one week left. People at work were telling me I didnt look so good. Well, no one. With no warning, the reporter was shoved aside and Peg Milton rushed up to them. "Greg, Dog, Steve. Are you all okay? I was listening to the police scanner in my car and heard the bank was being robbed. Then something was said about a big black dog attacking the robber and I was afraid it was you guys. Then somebody outside the bank here said a guy tried to rob the bank and a giant black dog mangled him and almost killed him. Are you all okay?" She was so excited she almost squeezed the breath. Plus I am hairy in the wrong areas."Bobbie came back with, "What about Halloween two years ago? You gotthree offers for marriage and one for four month cruise in Tahiti."I responded with, "And they were bombed out their gourds that night.They made the same offers to the Elvira Beer Poster, the Black Velvetgirl, and the Gennie Woman."Bobbie said, "Yes, but they said it to you first. And they didn't seeyou as you. They saw you as woman."Now I was getting a lot of looks.Jane piped in. "We could. Show me your crystal ball. I'm sure it's almost all in there, but just to make sure."I produced the image of the crystal ball. For a while dad kept it hanging in the air, turning it round, looking into it, I supposed. Of course I could not see him, and the sight of the turning ball was eerie, but I guessed what he was doing."You know, dad, it may be a bit difficult to come up with an excuse to lie down, backside up." You don't need to, son. If you are sitting in a chair, just lean forward a.
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