I lingered at the counter. "By the way," I ventured, "if these don'tfit, I can return them for a refund, right?"I thought the kid would faint! His blu...h deepened and spread, and heswallowed several times as he shifted his weight from foot to foot.Finally, he managed to croak, in a hoarse whisper, "Size doesn't matter,ma'am. One size fits all."I smiled at him, extremely aroused by his embarrassment. It was almostas good as a man might feel in despoiling a virgin. After a long pause,while I. My father and mother congratulated me, as did my extended family members. A new chapter of my life begins. Time to say goodbye to the glorious, sultry and wild past. The end starts now. Oh, man. I am still amazed by what I’ve done. In my time, I went after all the sacred cows. All the untouchable subjects. I danced all over what most consider to be the danger zones. Big women. Big men. Lesbians. Bisexuals. Gays. Heterosexuals. Strap-on fetishists. African-American male and female relationships.. Kyon ki kisi aisi waisi ladki ko to tumhara lund lene ka chance to milne se raha.Hum dono hi dheere se mushkaraye.Main uska tana hua mota lund uski pant aur chaddi se bahar nikal kar pakdi hui thi aur us ke lund ke muh par apne haath ka angutha phira rahi thi. Us ke lund ka muh geela ho chuka tha jiski wajah se mera angutha bade aaram se ghoom raha tha. Wo apne haath ki beech ki ungli meri chaddi par se meri chut ke beech me bade shandaar tarike se ghuma raha tha aur meri chut jo thi ki apna. If he manages anything from thirty one to eighty nine successful entries then the assembled senior officers vote on his possible promotion." What do you mean when you say 'under pressure'?" Don't you think that performing in this unnatural way in front of a crowd of senior officers with your career prospects at risk constitutes pressure, Admiral? I certainly do."By this stage the young man had reached twenty in the official count."Note, Admiral, that he is only using the vaginas. That is a.