It had been only four months since I had been in the hospital for aweek due to a stomach infection. After returning home I worried a lot aboutmy stoma...h and began eating less to be on the safe side. I thought it wiseto keep my weight down in fear of another hospitalization which I believedhad been caused by overeating on unhealthy foods. I decided to stop eatingfast food entirely. My weight was down to 125 pounds and I'm 5 foot 11 sothat's very skinny.I was sitting at my mother's kitchen table. ’ ‘Yeah, I wouldn’t have wasted my time going to the grandmother’s cottage though. I would’ve nailed her right there.’ ‘Yeah..’ The tree watched them with deep fascination, they had never had this sort of conversation before. He could tell because the energy between the two was something new, something unrecognizable to him. Even their eyes showed a new feeling, they way that they were looking at each other as they spoke was speaking a whole new language, one the tree was not yet used to. They. “Let’s put her back where she was, so she thinks she just fainted then later woke up” Oscar said. “Good idea!” Arthur and Ernie agreed.They wiped me off using the wet wipes we had to clean the white board, and laid me down where I was.“If she asks anything we will say, she fainted, sleeping with normal breathing, so we left not to disturb her, because she was sleeping like a princess” Oscar said to Ernie and Arthur. “So we fucked a princess? Nice” laughed Ernie. “What about her panties” Arthur. She actually agreed to meet me at my apartment only because she had lived in that building a few years prior. Turns out she had moved out two months after I moved in, so she knew the place well and was comfortable enough. The following day we were both off of work so we agreed to get together at 4:00. The entire day I counted down the seconds until my first online hookup. I rubbed one out before noon so that I'd be extra prepared tonight, to really impress her. 3:45 rolled around and she.