“My good-miss… Please. Compose yourself…”She looked pained. “Do you not like me, m’lord? I’m all I've got to offer…”“This is m...dness!” said Coj, and he angrily stormed towards the entrance and yelled, “Come out! I know you’re out there! Fight me now, you coward!”But there was no response except the distant-sounding echoes of his own voice. Coj peered out, intensely, into the dimly-lit cave, scanning every inch of the place, looking for something he could put his sword to. He was tired. My boyfriend and I have been living together for 10 years now, and things have become a bit dull sexually. He works long hours and I'm often home alone. Yesterday, I was returning from the shops when I bumped into our neighbour. I've always thought he was attractive; in his early forties, tall and fit looking with a naughty glint in his eye: he made me feel as though he was looking at me stark naked. We had chatted occasionally over the hedge but never been alone together. He asked me if I'd. ..I....Uhhhhh..." I stammered, removing my hands from my pants and starting to get up. he reached down and picked up his pants."were you...well, I mean..." He gestured to my situation "Did you hear all of that?"I nodded my head and bit my bottom lip. "I see...well..." He cleared his throat and sat down in his chair. "I..i'm a grown man and well, I can enjoy myself..."I was a little afraid he was going to give me a birds and bees lecture so I made quickly for the door. "Yeah...yeah, Dad. I know.. "“I know what will lift your spirits. Let’s go to the new lingerie shop, Orgasmic.”“If you think that will help get my husband interested again. It’s been a while since I bought anything risqué.”I pay for our beverage and muffins and off we go. Arriving at Orgasmic, we are greeted by a cute sales associate.“Welcome to Orgasmic ladies, my name is Sue Lee. May I be of assistance?"“Thank you Sue Lee, My friend here needs something that will put the spark back into her husband." I think I have.