Very LostAn American and his wife were driving in Canada and got lost. Finally they came into some city. They saw a gentleman on the sidewalk, so the ...entleman pulled up to the curb, and the lady let down her window and asked, “Excuse me, sir. Where are we?”The gentleman on the street replied, “Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.”The lady rolled up the window, turned to her husband and said, “We really are lost. They don’t even speak English here!”A knight and his men return to their castle after a long. A 6 hour car ride wasn’t overly conducive to level headedness as it is, add to that the fact that ‘Chad’ was a grade A asshole and it was almost a foregone conclusion that this was going to end badly. ‘Look Chad, why don’t we see if we can all walk away from this happy. I talked to my friend, he says he had to pay for the week in advance. What say you give us back half the money and we call it even?’ Dan asked in his best Can’t We All Get Along voice. Chad looked at him, unblinking, for. " Everybody around us laughed. Finally, the other team arrived, and the match started. I lost my first race, but made up for it in the relay, and we ended up barely winning. Excited, I ran to the locker room to celebrate. Jeff was already waiting for me on the bench, his stiff cock beckoning me. I knelt down and took it into my mouth. I began sucking him off while fervently stroking my own dick. I used my free hand to massage Jeff's balls and he groaned with pleasure as I caressed his shaft. I want to watch you finger fucking yourself while you piss all over yourself.” There was only a moment of hesitation and her body let go. He jerked himself off, making her watch him, as she pissed all over herself, humiliating herself for him. The warm liquid flowed from her pussy, down her thighs, staining her already filthy socks, yellowing the thick material. Her hand soaked by the nasty liquid. He laughed, jerking hard at his cock as the piss puddled up behind her. “That's my nasty.