"You absolute Wanker" i said as i stabbed my knife into his apple quite quickly we went back to eating the unscathed parts of our lunch "so why dont y...u ask her out?"the question was asked seriously and kindly(even Keven knew how much i loved her)"I dont know man its just...shes my best freind if i asked her out and she regected me what then? I'd lose her as a friend completely and if i ask her out and she says yes and then we break up it will all the worse for it" Yeah but what if she says. “I suppose you could say I’m in love with my body too. My titties aren’t as large as yours, or Linda’s, but I love them. Sometimes, I can almost make myself come by just touching my nipples.”“Have you and Guy ever - you know - uh, touched each other?”“No, but I walk into the bathroom all the time while he’s naked.”“You walk in the bathroom naked? And he’s naked too?““Yes. I know that sounds bad. But after all, he’s my only brother and we used to bathe together until we started growing pubic. Toby went and got some cards and we positioned ourselves around the bed.Before we started playing Toby told us the rules and how to play. It didn’t sound like the rules were genuine poker rules but hey, who cares, they were good enough for us and each game was over quicker than proper poker.Ben lost his shirt first then Katie lost her top. She wore a red lacy bra under it.Then Toby lost his shirt then I lost. I stood up, reached for the hem of my dress then peeled it up over my head. I pulled. Again, the whole extended family met in the meadow by the river. Richard complained of back pain in the evening, having sat on his bay horse for over four hours, and Ellen had a sore neck from looking up to the ‘Squire’ just as long. The worst part, however, had been to keep Ricky in position for more than a few seconds. They had a finishing session on the next day, and that was the last nice day in a while. For two weeks, the rain poured down, transforming the roads and paths into mudholes..