I lowered a little bit the waste of my jeans.- So beautiful Lisa, but I want to see your entire panty OK? Lower your jeans a little bit more...I lower...d a little bit more until my entire panty was visible.- Please Lisa lower your jeans to your knees OK? Then you can dress again OK?I lowered my jeans until my knees, and there I was standing while he was sitting on the sofa. He took a polaroid instant camera.- Lisa, you mind if I take a few pics of you like that? I’ll do it with this camera OK?. Bits of dew glimmer like rhinestones on plant leaves.I thought about changing into my swimsuit and taking advantage of the pool. I went inside. You looked up from your desk and asked if I was headed to change. You read me like a book who's pages are worn from being turned too many times. Im A well loved book of yours and you know every page by heart.I slipped off my tshirt and laid breasts down on the bed. You came in after me unhooking my black Victoria's secret bra quickly. I sat up and. It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?"BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENTThese are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER8 years old,Hateful little bastard.Bites!FREE PUPPIES1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.FREE PUPPIESMother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.Father is a Super Dog,. In fact, you could drop completely out of sight -- anything atall could happen to you -- and it wouldn't cause a ripple of concern,except at your Bank, when your trust fund account began to mount upbecause you weren't draining it with your frivolous spending, you see.Understand?"He nodded his head fearfully and I went on."Under these circumstances, I think a visit to a nice clinic is theleast you could expect, after treating my old friend Janice so badly andinsulting sweet little Miko here, as.