"Remove the rest of your clothes Mrs Jones" She stands and complies. I smack her reddening ass cheeks again."Wha.." Say thank you for shaving my hairy...cunt and asshole , Sir" Thank you for shaving my hairy cunt and asshole sir" repeats Mrs Jones. Her 38DD bare chest rising and falling with each breath.Handing her the phone I tell her to ring her unemployed husband and say she is working late. When she is finished stating this I take the phone and hang up. The lazy ass can cook his own. That was going too far. There was no way Frank was going to be anywhere near us on our honeymoon. I called Kathy; she would set my mother straight. "Did you hear this ridiculous idea my mother has?" Yes, she said you had agreed, so I told her if it was OK with you, it was OK with me."But that's a lie. I didn't agree; besides I thought you were still mad at him." He has been a lot nicer to me since we broke up. We do have separate rooms you know, even if they are connected by an inside door.. I'd had a couple of girlfriends, nothing serious and was doing the usual manly things like going to football matches and drinking in the pub with friends. Now this was before the internet and it was in the days of top shelf magazines and contact magazines where you wrote a letter to the advertiser through the magazine, and the magazine would forward it on and you would wait to get a reply. I was into BDSM and had contacted a Midlands Mistress who agreed to take me on. She introduced me to. You need to have it done to you real time, not on television! Oh yes please ..There was one other guy in the room and he obviously did not share my thoughts because he had been avidly watching the same DVD for a couple of hours; he was not interested in anything else and I know that because I asked him!I stood up and walked to the door I was met by a tall chappie like myself; who, apart from the towel in his hand was only wearing an interesting piece of body jewellery. This comprised of a.