"Okay, I'll give you that," he said. "You're not Santa Claus. Oh, actually you can help me with a little problem." "Oh, here it comes," I said. "It ne...er fails. Every time one of you humans enters the woods it's all about ass-fucking an elf." I pointed at him and wagged my finger. "You look at way too much porn on the internet, mister! It's like you people go on elf quests, or something! Don't you guys have human women to ass-fuck?" He looked confused and shocked and I immediately realized I'd. I tried to adjust my penis so it is not point up. Then my wife pulled out her phone and said ‘Why are you two so gay and talking about penis?’ She showed us the Hmong porn on here where two hmong guys were fighting to fuck this hmong girl. My wife said that, ‘Babe, I bet you’re long like the first guy that fucked the girl or are you short like the second guy?’ Out of no where, my friend came from the other couch to us and watched and said,’I’m the first guy and Xong is the second one.’ We. He rammed it in her little mouth and down her throat. Mindy gagged. SHe tried to cry out in pain from the continued hammering of her little innocent pussy but the cock in her mouth was relentless. Out of the corner of her eye she started to see all the guys removing their pants revealing huge cocks. SHe prayed for it to be over with but her prayers were unanswered. Another guy walked over to her and possitoned himself behind the guy that was ravaging her virgin pussy. he quickly jammed. I want the ice and the snow and the sky white, the sun hanging like a disc of thin ice. Then it is time for the hunt, to race across a frozen world after the scent of warm red meat. But Kieran wants wings, and it's the one thing I can't give him."Do you want to go for a run?"Kieran laughed and ruffled my mane."You're never gonna outdistance me like that." Kieran's most envied ability is to run on all fours, giving him, what with his dizzing seven foot height, an incredibly long gait. I stood up.