’ I pointed to the flesh part of my upper arm. ‘You know how she got knocked up when she was s*******n, of course, and then again when she was twe...ty. My arm was bruised and sore for a whole week. Seems like a waste too, me having it and me not getting any action at all ever.’ I worried that that last part just didn’t seem like the kind of thing a zombie would say, but I guess my dad didn’t notice, since he didn’t question it. I was thinking about his list of naughty things when I remembered. Like his Tau brother, Ed "Pi" Baker had picked one women, called her wife, and consummated the marriage. He'd then stated in no uncertain terms that he was going to remain faithful, and wasn't going to impregnate, or even sleep with, any other woman. That had upset the entire female contingent, and his 'wife' had told him that if the other women weren't going to 'get any, ' neither was Ed.So far, Ed was holding out just fine, especially since his wife wasn't taking it to the extreme of not. When she sees me, she says, "On no not you again, how many times are you going to get me fired?" Why don't you listen to what we have to say first? Go on ladies, tell her what we were talking about before she came in."Jenny started "Hilda, I know you are new, and have never done anything like this before. This is a service job; we are part of the entertainment, just like the girls on stage. We make our money by treating our customer very well. If they want to meet one of the dancers, we pass. ”“Now don’t start that again,” I said lovingly but firmly. “You are special, and this proves it.”I sighed and said, “Jennifer, we need to have a long talk, but not here. I think the best thing to do would be to take you home and then tell you, Lee, and your dad about what this means.”She frowned, then looked at me for a long time before smiling a sweet smile and saying, “You’re being awfully mysterious about this. This isn’t one of your surprises, is it?”I couldn’t help but smile back at her as.