THEY were just shooting rounds of corrosive green phlegm out of their hands. In this town, it’s never easy, is it? Its always some new and creative ...ethod of death…my boss has a saying about ‘keeping up with the Joker’s’ with new and creative means of pain and torture. Whoever came up with faceless mutants spitting loogies out their fingertips should get some sort of award, not only for coming up with the idea, but for convincing someone SANE to actually set up the bucks and the tech to pull it. Usually they will stare at your wifes pussy. Especially if it is shaved bald or with a little hair above her smooth shaved lips. They will take their time looking at her tits too. Her nipples are important because if she is cold or if the wind is blowing they are going to be hard and this is going to attract the attention of a voyeurs eyes! Also dont forget if she is standing up or bends over or sits with her legs slightly open trying to get sun she is going to get attention. Lots of. I eagerly clicked on the first one, load of shit from someone who had seen one of my pages and the second one......... Yes! This was the reply I had been waiting for and from what I could see reading between the lines it was a positive answer. The end of the letter was very direct, just stating an address, a very precise time, and what I should wear, etc. etc., and if I was prepared to accept these conditions then all I had to do was reply to this e-male with the word OK . Wow!.. Without. I really had no choice. You do understand that, don't cha?Hawkeye tried to explain to Radar. "Can you imagine if Frank Burns won the contest? He would either have us all arrested, or, God forbid, he would spend a fun-filled weekend with Klinger and the poor boy, Klinger I mean, would never be the same." Hold on Hawk, give Radar a break." Trapper moved closer to Hawkeye and whispered, "We are going to fix the contest, right?" Of course, Frank doesn't stand a chance of winning." Hawkeye patted.