”“Message sent; though, due to Imperial jamming, it is unsure if Naval Command will receive it,” the senior Comms Officer replied.“I know,” ...he Oramiral nodded. “I know.”“Lost?” the Hegemon almost screeched. “How could we lose to these barbarians? We fought behind the most powerful fixed defences in creation guarded by invincible fleets! How could we lose?”“Those defences and fleets may have been state of the art even as recently as a hundred years ago, but it is clear that the Empire now has. As a consequence, I will not post anymore in the foreseeable future and go back to write just to relax without self-inflicted pressure that it needs to get likes and such. Effect immediate, all my stories are on hiatus. My girlfriend will be the only one getting my stories from now. As it was in the beginning.There is some point in the life of a god on which you understand that you need a vacation. No, not one of my vacations that led me in some eternal battle against Dark Lords or Good and. We hung out at Mike's in his sister's basement. We would 'burn one' and watch some porn together. Therein lay the rub, if you will. Mike was straight and I was 'kind of gay'. That was the term I used, it meant that I had never tried it with a guy but would if I could. Mike knew about this, so we got high and watched our porn... he looked at the girls and I looked at the guys. I had never put any move on Mike because I didn't want to ruin a good thing but secretly I loved his bulge. We watched. It went down easily until it hit the blockage. I didn't want to force the blockage in case it dislodged and moved further down the pipe. I pulled the metal feeler out and measured it. It went in about 8 inches. Checking under the sink the first down pipe was about 10 inches so the blockage could be there. I grabbed a pair of grips from my tool box and was about to unscrew the nut on the pipe when I realised "shit my bucket!" I quickly ran out to my van, grabbed the bucket out of the back and.