. or fucked up using the watch in 1975 ... and there is a missing persons report." Who made the report?" David asked."David J. Austin and Gwendolyn Au...tin." Just J? No middle name?" J only, why?" I never just use my middle initial ... I always use James. And Gwendolyn is my daughter with Kimberley. Gwennie is not old enough to be married." David said. His brain bubbled and boiled, toiled and troubled and he had a lightbulb moment. "Did the police inform your parents?" That's how I ended up. There had been quitea bit of teasing and staring at the beginning of the day.But by the end of the day people either accepted my lookinglike a woman, or they didn't and avoided me.After work I stopped by the grocery store. I had eaten mostof my food yesterday, and I had to restock. I had a little trouble when I went to buy the items. The cashier hadnoticed my masculine name on my credit card, and wanted tosee some identification. So I showed her my driver'slicense. She looked at the license and. I wanted to, but Mr. Romantic here wants it to be special." She came up behind me and put her arms around me."Yeah. I was thinking of the back seat of my car."That earned me a swat on the head. And then a kiss. She let me go and headed for the bathroom."So, Jack. Have you got something special planned for her birthday?" Oh, yeah." What are you going to do?" Uh, uh. I know how you guys talk. You'll tell Mary and the next thing know Jill will be all over me thanking me for what I haven't even. I was a little bit nervous, wearing very little and about to meet some complete strangers but I took a deep breath and headed towards the living room.Turned out that I was the last one to arrive.There were two couples on the couch making out, all four were wearing AussieBum’s which was pretty hot. Alex, Adam and another guy (who was wearing a classic black speedo) were standing in the kitchen watching these two couples going at it on the couch. I was introduced to the other guy, I’ll call him.