Earlier today I was baking for Bill's birthday. He loves chocolate chip cookies. I was surprised to discover that I was out of sugar, so I headed next...door to Beth and Mike's. In the year since they moved in next-door, Beth and I have become fast friends - we talk about everything - and we have that kind of "open door" policy good friends and neighbors often have. We talk about everything including sex. Lately - especially sex. I thought I had a fairly complete understanding of Beth and Mike's. "OK, time to save these files somewhere where you won't find and delete them like you usually do" I said, as I created a secret folder with an unobvious file name unlikely to be discovered later and deleted by a concerned husband trying to hide the evidence of his shortcomings. "The girls will get a good giggle out of these!" I joked as I put the phone back down."How long do you think the average penis is?" I asked him, without waiting for a reply. "Don't worry, I've already googled it to find. My mom was worried and she didn’t ask me anything after that. She googled and found about lesbians and gay sexual activities. She came across an article about corrective sex. A close relative has forced sex with gay or lesbian to make them normal.She googled more and ended with some answers about mom son sex and i****t stories. She thought these may be real facts and decided to do something for me. I did not know anything about it.One night she came to my room, she was dressed in a good. ’ ‘Yeah, well, so what’s your next one on the list?’ ‘Anal sex.’ ‘Anal sex?’ ‘Yep!’ ‘You mean taking it up the ass?’ ‘Nah, giving it up the ass to a woman.’ ‘What the Hell kind of New Year’s Eve resolution is that?’ ‘Well, I’ve never had anal sex.’ ‘You never had anal sex? Are you kiddin’ me?’ ‘Nope, never had it.’ ‘You’ve never been in the joint?’ ‘Well, not for an extended period of time like you and your friends have, Vinnie.’ ‘When I got out of the big house, Rosie was all dolled up for me,.