.I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop irritating me!When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment ... Now, as a grown up, i... just feels like a small vacation...My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance of idiots that needs working on.If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would’ve put them on my knees.The kids text me “plz” which is shorter than please. I text back “no” which is shorter than “yes.”I’m going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I’ll. At least it's not hot like Texas! But the people are different. It seems people in Texas are more laid back. Here it's like everyone is in a hurry. Just a little bit hectic."I licked my lips as I watched her talk. She was so classy and so gullible. She held on to her leather briefcase tightly as we were arriving to the sixteenth floor. I couldn't take my eyes off her. She was so easy to talk to and I knew it was going to be easier to let her get to know me. Let her think I'm a charming and kind. “Fine,” she says, turning away from him and focusing back on the story in front of her. She’s in the middle of introducing an important subplot, and even Danny’s skillful fingers will not keep her from finishing her task at hand. She hears him chuckle, and feels the couch cushion sink at the farthest end as he sits right by her feet. He wraps his calloused hands around her small ankles, lifting them to make room for him. Her pen falters as he kisses the arch of her foot, his skilled lips. “Nothing like alienating the people you need to win over. You sure this wouldn’t take the edge off?”“Don’t misinterpret this. This is the response they’re looking for. They’ll report exactly what I want them to, while the details will boost the ratings enough to keep it at the top of the national news cycle. However, I’m depending on the American public to see the reasonableness of my request, rather than demanding answers. As long as everyone gives me time to finish my research, I’m satisfied..