..lube, lube lube...and larger and larger gradations of dildo will work,and slowly you will expand your boss's anus til it'snice and big...my husband'... anus is now the size of the Holland Tunnel!Go for it...Love, Medusa Dear? Medusa:My wife, furiousthat I told her to quit smoking,? has begun me in a new training..she wants me to become an ashtray! She and her boyfriendhave started using me as an ashtray. I really think that this is unhygienic. Ifeel like I?m nothing now. Don?t you think there. This time I heard both sides of the conversation as he had it on speaker phone so everyone could listen. That's when I found out why he was so mad, so I braced myself for what I knew was coming. As usual with officers, it seemed like they had it down to an art."Why have you boarded my ship under false pretenses, Mr. Morgan?"Before I ventured an answer, I looked around and all the men had big grins on their faces. Shit, I thought, will I ever be able to live a normal life? I decided to be as. She was a MILF, her son Lee was a nerd who was only concerned with watching porn and tutoring the cheerleaders so they could pass tests. He would tutor them he would always cop a feel the girls knew it but since he didn’t charge them, they figured it was fair.Janet had been divorced for 6 years she had three vibrators a large supply of batteries but lately this wasn’t cutting it for her. She was doing herself as Lee got home from school, she heard him come in, she immediately stopped put the. A story by my lovely wife beth in which she explores her fantasies.....I sat there in the passenger seat of Sarah's Corsa staring wide eyed at what she was telling me. A glance from her, looking quickly back at the road, a grin from ear to ear as she took in my expression."What?"She giggled."Oh my god....are you serious?" My exclamation making her giggle even more. "Oh yes, I'm very serious"She continued with her shocking revelation, and as she drove me home I listened intently to her.