If I was to give you$20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"The secretary thought a moment, and then replied,"Everything but my earrings."Tas...aniaA senior citizen in Tasmania was overheard saying,"When the end of the world comes, I hope to be here."When asked why, he replied,"I'd rather be in Tasmania 'cause everything happens in Tasmania 20 years later than in the rest of the world."Northern TerritoryThe young man from NT came running into the store and said to his mate, "Johnno,. It was Harish. He was early. Her joy knew no bounds. His hands were now on her legs, making their way to her thighs. She did not turn around. Just wanted to go with the flow finally his hand came up her thighs and were circling on her right upper thigh.Then he parted her legs and felt her already wet pussy over her panty. He felt the lips of her pussy and fondled them. A slight moan escaped Seema’s mouth. Then he slid his hand inside her panty and found that the hairs on her pussy were. I used to think of her as just one of Amy's screwy friends, but lately I've noticed she seems to be looking kind of nice to me, I mean, she's starting to fill out in certain places that I've noticed. I seem to be more interestd in girls than I used to be and I even get a tingle in my "thingy" when I think about Mary Jane. Crazy, huh?"So how's all of this have anything to do with me, Sis?" I asked. She got this real big grin on her face and started looking me up and down and I knew something was. Maya: Kaise?Me: Kyunki I saw you getting horny when you noticed us. Koi apne boobs daba raha tha hume dekhkar.Aur fir usne sharma ke eyes niche kar li.Maya: Aap bohut gande ho, jiju.Me: Ganda to tumhara boyfriend hoga jo tumhare sath karta hoga sab jo main Bhawna ke sath karta hu.Maya: Woh kuch nahi karta kyuki main jada karne nahi deti.Me: Kyu?Maya: Bas yun hi.Me: To kisko karne dogi?She blushed and said: Pata nahi.Me: Waise raat ko agar main koshish karta to shayad mujhe bhi kuch mil.