"Laura didn't ask to join me. She knew that I was going to call Chris. She winked at me and smiled.My father almost sighed with relief that I was goin... out. My mother ... she had a problem. She was relieved, too. But it bothered her. She didn't want to feel happy to see me go. I didn't blame her. I felt the same thing. These long, uncomfortable silences were very unpleasant.I went upstairs and brushed my teeth. I got my purse and put my cell phone and Chris' number in it. I was just about to. After expressing his regrets concerning Gina; I told him I had a special request and to please hear me out before he replied. I had played golf in a foursome with Mark on several occasions and had heard enough comments from him to know that he took some liberties with his female "clients". I also knew that Mark, who was divorced, had the hots for my wife but she was turned off by the fact that he was a mortician. I also had another buddy whose wife had left him and who had commented that he. In all respects, she seemed to be a normal nubile teenager learning about life and the complexities of relationships with the opposite sex.She did however have a singular flaw of character.Zoe enjoyed the utter humiliation of a good hard spanking or a paddle applied with firm determination. She had already been subjected to caning, whipping, flogging, slippering, belting and some stinging nettles that left her unable to sit down for several days.After extensive exposure to all manner of. But, for the time being, owing to how hairy and convolutedit gets trying to explain it the way it really needs to beexplained, will you guys just take my word for it that thetwo of you were meant to be together, and just leave it atthat? All right? "But, like I said before, for some reason or another,as it sometimes happens, somebody up there at theConception Center was asleep at the switch, and one or theother of you ended up getting issued the wrong chromosomepairing. And, when that happens,.