What happens to your body as you age?A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches pube...ty?A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. (So true).Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.A. Premature death.Q. What is artificial insemination?A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?A. Keep it in the cow. (Simple, but brilliant)Q. How are the. The sex part always gets in the way." If for some reason it didn't work out, I probably would never again have the same level of friendship with Catherine.He also thought I smart for breaking away from a controlling committed relationship, but even more stupid for jumping right into another committed relationship. I told him that I wasn't jumping right in. We were going to take it slow, and just let it evolve.Monday morning. I was engrossed with some important analysis numbers on my monitor. There’s nothing else?”“Sorry to disappoint you, Dora. I can see you’d like to hear about me being ravished by Beelzebub. You’re quite the sick puppy, you know that?”“But he wanted you to submit all of your own accord. That’s so frickin’ sexy!”“Sexy? It was a nightmare. I couldn’t get to sleep again after.”“I’ll bet you couldn’t. Give me that kinda nightmare, I wouldn’t bother dating anymore.”Gabrielle’s reaction was a comedy of open-mouthed outrage. “Oh - oh - right, so I’ve just described your. Then, I kissed her cheeks. My lips moved down to her neck. I placed some kisses on her neck too. Then, I unhooked her blouse. She had no bra on. I saw her tits I cupped her breasts with both hands. I squeezed them. I fondled them. With my thumb and index fingers, I teased her nipples and pulled them. I needed her boobs. I squeezed them hard. My lips, then, moved to her left melon. I kissed it. I lick it. I licked its nipple. Then, my lips moved to her right side.I did the same on her right.