He left the bathroom and came back seconds later with an unopened container of Vaseline petroleum jelly. I wasn’t quite sure what he wanted to do un...il he bent me over the side of the tub and lathered up my hairless rear end with soap. He told me to relax as he slid one soaped up finger inside of me. I yelped a little but he continued to probe around my asshole until he felt that it was thoroughly clean. He then removed his finger and took down the extendable showerhead and sprayed around and. Dad dressed me to kill, and I was irresistible,just like now.’ ‘Dad, kill him before I do.’ ‘Son, if I were you I would tread very lightly on that subject.’ ‘My fiancé has no sense of humor dad. I will work on that with her.’ ‘Your mother and I have been married for nearly 10 years. I’ve been working on her sense of humor since we met. I failed miserably. I suggest you follow my lead, and back off.’ Jennifer smacked me on the back of my head. ‘It’s 13 years you numb numbskull.’ ‘Do you see. Jennifer awoke slowly, aware Peter’s hands were moving tenderly across her shoulders, down her back and across her buttocks, savoring the sweet curves and the tightness there before retracing their steps. Knowing he wasn’t trying to arouse her, she smiled and snuggled even closer to the man who was her love. ‘I know you’re awake, Jennifer – you’ve stopped snoring.’ ‘That’s not fair!’ She gave him a quick slap on his chest. ‘Jennifer, can I ask a huge favor of you? I want to delay telling your. He left the kitchen in a way clearly meant to let the both of us know that he had other things to do, and, thus, we were dismissed for the evening.“Nice cat.”“He has his uses.”“What are they?”“I don’t know,” I said with a shrug. “He refuses to do them; so I’ve forgotten what they are.”My joke elicited the desired response another of her laughs and a few extra for good measure. I sat down in a kitchen chair, satisfied, if stiff and more than a little sore. I pushed the hardened remains of.