" There isn't anything that you can do to help." Try me." I'm pregnant." So when is the big day?" I don't know. I haven't been to the doctor yet." Not...that big day. When are you and Brad going to tie the knot?" We aren't. We had a big argument just before spring break and he took off. He didn't come back to school after the break and when I didn't hear from him I called his mother. She told me that he had moved to California to work for his uncle. I asked her how I could get in touch with him. I had to be Smith since he knew everybody else by sight."Yeah, Sarge." Your lieutenant wants you to give him a call." Thanks." It wasn't his fault. If my lieutenant wanted me to call this close to the end of my shift, it was not to tell me, "Have a blessed day." Jonathan, we have a lot of guys out sick and a lot of things scheduled for today. I need you to come in and work another shift." Okay, Lieutenant." There were other words I would have preferred to say, but I can be practical now and. "What?" you asked in disbelief."Now that you're a girl, you have to put effort into your appearance," she said. "Go put on makeup. If you don't know how ask your sister but you better be able to do it yourself by the end of the week."You went upstairs and knocked on your sister's door."What?" she asked."I need you to show me how to put on makeup," you said."Okay," she said. "I'm kinda surprised you didn't ask me this earlier. How have you been living as a girl without it?" Nevermind that," you. Not only would he be going inside, but he would be going inside as a kiddie pimp. Life would be a bitch for him, at the very least."Eddie, don't count on Jamison. Call Mission, if she hasn't raided that club, we can try to talk to the club manager. If she has, maybe we can get a half hour alone with him." I suggested.While Eddie did that, Osborn and I went out to round up the girls on the cheerleader's computer. Jamison coded them on his computer as the names of fruit. You know like apple.