Jese hi hamne ghar ki bel bajai hamare hosh ud gaye,hamare samne ek jakas aunty khadi thi. Amit ko dekh kar boli are anit tu aa gaya?Are yaar me hamar... bare me batana bhul gaya mera name ______ he mere dost muje pyar se musa bhai kehte he. Amit or me bahot close frnd he me shadi suda hu amit kuwara or unexperience he. Hum dono Jamnagar se he or junagadh amit ke mama ke ghar uski ladki dekhne gaye the amit k liye. Jese hi gate khula hamari ankhe fat gai.samne amit ki mami khadi thi amit ko dekh. Bumper sticker: Support E.R.A. - make him sleep on the wet spot.What do you call a rehabilitation home for ex-prostitutes?An all-the-way house.Definition of a wife: “An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.”How are an oven and a woman alike?You have to get them both hot before you can stick the meat in.Remember what’s worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook.Well, you know what’s worse than that?Getting eaten out by Jaws.What’s the. I stay at Andheri and in our apartment there was a couple and I used to call them uncle and aunty and they were very close with me; uncle was teacher in some school. one day I got a call from uncle saying that there computer was not working so asked me to check so one afternoon I went to their home and ringed the bell aunty opened the door she was wearing a white nightie and I can easily see her Black Bra and as she opened I went in had coffee while speaking I always stare at the boobs of. I was not real happy about some one telling me what to do, but I had no choice. The first week or so I was a real ass. I would not do as Kim instructed and I would half ass do my workouts. One day when my mom dropped me off, Kim met me at the door. She told me that we were not working on my shoulder that day, but my emotions. I was confused, and tried to blow her off. She led me to a back room. In the room there was a table and two chairs. She instructed me that neither of us was leaving that.